So my herbalist says that she can see things are changing... she can see it in my eyes... Good
thing she knows what she's looking at... I stare intently into my eyes... and all I see is myself staring intently into my eyes.... She then told me to get a Rebounder.... What the hell is a rebounder? I asked her.... Oh you know, she replied... one of those things you bounce on.... ooooooh, I said, that would be a mini-trampoline in my book... Yes, she said, bounce on it... but don't let your feet come off it.. Just bounce... several times a day.....
So I bought one.... Pro-Form.... ahahahahahahaha! Yea right!!!!
She certainly doesn't have to worry about my feet coming off of it... Did I mention..? I am not graceful...? Nope... no way.... not happening... I am still losing my balance just bouncing...
My family laughs at me... Except my dog... she loves me... she likes to
bounce with me... But I have learned.... Do not bounce without a bra on.... My boobs sound like clappers.... And wobbly ones at that....
*sigh... Off now to go put on a bra...
